Mean Girls at Church

Why do mean girls at church pretend like you are friends just because you share a religion? Cha...right! Anyone out there that knows me, should know, I do not like people in my personal business. Honestly, I do not share much with anyone. I have trust issues(don't judge, you know you have issues too :)) Of recent I have made it onto this girl's (she will remain nameless) radar at church, no thanks to Kelli who felt it was an okay thing to share personal things about me with said frienemy. Great deflection method, talk about someone else instead of yourself. Thanks Kel.
*Saundra friend tip - if I do trust you enough to tell you something personal, do not share this information with others. This behavior will quickly earn you a friend break. Repeated offenses will more than likely lead to a permanent friend break. (I am a Lamb, we have a bit of a stubborn streak)

Back to my mean girl story, I was patiently waiting for Kelli after church, when mean girl told me, "Oh I talked to RL about you liking him, so can I give him your number? Oh, and I will double with you if you, ahhaa, have someone (meaning Jared, she thinks he's dreamy) for me to go out with, hahha". Now picture my reaction, annoyed blank stare,no words, just the face! Argh! In response to the face, she said, "don't blame me, blame Kelli". This was a good walking away point for me. Do I really even like RL, hmmmm...I thought his talk was great, he was super grounded in the gospel, which is a very attractive quality. Do I need some nosy Nancy setting me up? Ummm...NO!!! Besides, I am pretty sure he has my number and knows how to use a phone, he is a grown adult.

Dear Mean Girl,
I would never set you up with anyone I knew unless I highly disliked them and wanted to curse them with a lifetime of misery. The idea of being on a double date with you...I would rather staple my eyelids shut. Please stop talking to me.

Not your friend,
Saundra